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Old May 08, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #1921
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Cos they arent what they are and they are what they arent

Why do birds walk across roads??
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Old May 08, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #1922
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because you cant eat a dead frog


Why does the sun have to be bright?
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Old May 08, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58   #1923
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because if it wasent it would be a huge wellington boot

why do frogs get eaten?
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Old May 08, 2006, 03:04 PM // 15:04   #1924
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Cause they taste like chicken.

Why can't you please everyone.
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Old May 08, 2006, 05:38 PM // 17:38   #1925
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I please everyone just fine.

Why is all new rock music depressing?
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Old May 08, 2006, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #1926
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It's not the music it is just you.

What is music
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Old May 08, 2006, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #1927
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music is just noise we dance to so that other people dance too and we can take the piss out of them because they look stupid

why do you drink fizzy water if it has no real difference to normal water?
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Old May 08, 2006, 09:08 PM // 21:08   #1928
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because it is fizzy

Where do the bubble come from in a fizzy drink
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Old May 09, 2006, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #1929
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cause its special


Why are bubbles special?
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Old May 09, 2006, 05:31 AM // 05:31   #1930
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Because we can pop them.

Why are buttons so much fun to push?
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Old May 09, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43   #1931
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Because usually they are big red buttons

Why do people think all aliens are green?
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Old May 09, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #1932
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Cos they saw the old santa flyin by (who used to haave a green costume) and believed he was an alien d'uh.

Why did cola used to have coke in it?
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Old May 09, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #1933
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Because it used to be white, but they removed the coke, so now it's a cool dark colour.

If you leave a fence open, do the sheep catch a cold?
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Old May 09, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #1934
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only if they have lost their wool


If cows go mooo and sheep go baaaaa, what do penguins go?
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Old May 09, 2006, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #1935
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They go "brrrrrrrrr"

What sound does a camel make then?
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Old May 09, 2006, 02:11 PM // 14:11   #1936
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Damn it's hot out here.

What day would it be if you went back three days before the day after the day after tomorrow?
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Old May 09, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #1937
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It would be the same day as the day after tomorrow of the day of two days ago.

Why do people walk on the grass anyway, despite the sign?
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Old May 09, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #1938
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It is because people are inherently lazy

Why are people inherently lazy
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Old May 09, 2006, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #1939
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because they are stupid

why are stupid people stupid if lazy people are lazy?
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Old May 10, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #1940
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cause they are the same



Does water float?
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